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Thursday, November 27, 2014

Can shaving be sexy??

Now, I'm not talking about showing up to the game, shaved smooth....I'm talking about letting your partner shave you!

Guys, have you ever let your woman shave your face?  It can be a very intimate, and sexy moment between you both.  Just make sure to soften the hair on your face first, with a warm, damp washcloth and then let her know how to shave each area, women aren't used to the shaving the angles of a face, so a little pre-shave instruction is needed.  Also, shaving with a straight razor is sexy, but dangerous, unless you're a pro, stick with a regular safety razor.  However, once preliminary instruction is out of the way...you might find that you both enjoy the intimacy of the moment, especially if you shave him while you are naked, straddling his lap. Btw, kisses while you shave him, are not only allowed, but encouraged!

Ladies, have you ever let your man shave your pussy?  Try taking a bubble bath with him...if he is resistant to that, promise to let him shave your slit when you're finished playing in the bubbles! ;)  Sit on the side of the tub, spread your legs wide and make sure he uses lots of shaving cream and a new razor, (stubble and red bumps aren't sexy!).  Guys, take your time, use slow strokes and try not to go over any area more than once.  You'll probably need to spread her lips to get the little bit of soft fuzzy that grows just on the edge of her labia.  If while you're shaving her, you see her pretty little clit nub peeking out at you...take a lick, just be aware it might taste like shaving cream! Once she is all shaved, rinse her and then use your tongue to make sure she is perfectly smooth.  Shave her pussy once, and you might find you want to make it a daily or weekly ritual!

Hair removal doesn't have to be boring, or tedious...if it's a shared task, it can add to the intimacy and hotness of your sex life!  So, break out the razor and start shaving!




Thanks to http://girls-shaving.tumblr.com and http://bendyyogachick.tumblr.com for the awesome shaving pics!

Monday, November 3, 2014

Will you?

Will you lick her pussy while she is getting fucked by another guy?  Will you eat her after you've cum in her?  Will you let him fuck your ass?  Will you fuck him with a strap on?  Will you share your partner with another?  When it comes to sex, there are a lot of moments where you have to decide..will you?

Sex is supposed to be fun, bonding, intimate and adventurous.  It's easy to fall into a rut, and only do what you know works, but sometimes you might wonder, would you, could you, will you, do something totally naughty to make your partner cum?

I have learned something from the years of being a sex blogger...that a lot of people are afraid to share their fantasies with their lover.  They are afraid of rejection, or ridicule.  Sharing is good, but sometimes you have to ask yourself ...if the fantasy comes true, would you really want it?  Will you really like it?  Often we are afraid of the answer, so we avoid sharing our fantasy with a partner so we never have to know the answer.  Yes, it may be hot to imagine your partner fucking someone else, but if it really happened, will you enjoy it, or be so jealous that you just want it to be over?

How about if it isn't anything too wild, what about if your partner just wants more oral sex....will you be willing to do that for their pleasure?  Sex has a lot of give and take moments, but if the answer to the question will you... is a lot more No than Yes, then you might want to step back and look at your whole relationship.

When it comes to sex, whether you've been together 10 weeks, 10 months or 10 years you'll always have those "will you" moments, and only YOU can decide. 

enjoy3somes:

Yep. Want…now!
Hit it before work…

Thanks to www.pinktobox.tumblr.com for the awesome pics and gifs

Sunday, November 2, 2014

Go back to the basics

Sometimes we forget that we don't need crazy sex positions (Kama sutra I'm looking at you!), toys, or anything other than our partner.  It's easy to get caught up in thinking that we need more than just two naked bodies, but sometimes we just need to go back to the basics. 

What really feels good?  Is it being sucked, or licked.  Is it being fingered or jacked?  Is it being rode or being the one doing the riding?  Sometimes we forget that sex can be simple, but still very, very good!  Just spreading your legs and letting your partner enjoy your pussy anyway that they desire, or let them lay back and suck his cock like you are dating again.  Sometimes the best orgasms come from the tried and true methods.

Yes, it's fun to add in props, toys, outfits and share fantasies.  However, that isn't always necessary or desired, sometimes you just want your lover,  naked and available to you.  So, tonight, get back to the basics and leave everything but the lube in your nightstand.  All you need is each other.





late night snacking at it’s best…
Thanks to www.pinktoybox.tumblr.com for the awesome gifs/pics

Tuesday, October 28, 2014

ONE MILLION BLOG VIEWS!!!

Today, I hit ONE MILLION blog views, and I just want to say THANK YOU to everyone that has read and supported my blog.  When I started this blog in 2011, I never expected it to be popular, and I certainly never expected it to hit such a milestone as a million views.  I want you to know that I appreciate your loyalty and all your kind words, writing the blog has been fun for me and I'm glad that I've been able to help open up communication about a mostly taboo subject.
So, I just want to say again..THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!!

ONE MILLION VIEWS BABY!!  WOOOOHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Friday, October 3, 2014

The art of the tease!

A touch that is ALMOST in the right spot.  A promise of a hard kiss that turns into a whisper.  A bite that is just a nibble.  The art of the tease is something that after a while we forget about, but if you want to add spice, and desire back into your relationship...it is something you want to remember!

When you tease your partner, you build anticipation.  You get all their hormones working overtime, you get her pussy wet and his cock hard, because teasing doesn't follow the "norm", it goes against what we are expecting.  That unknown element is what makes it so damn hot!  Each time his fingers touch your pussy lips, your anticipating his finger finding your clit...when he pulls away instead, your entire body is electrified, waiting, hoping he'll change his mind and touch you like you want, like you need. 

When you lick his balls and kiss his inner thighs instead of going straight to a blow job, you are building anticipation.  His cock is throbbing, waiting for your wet mouth to swallow it up.  As you lick up his shaft, he's already imagining his cock fucking your mouth. 

Building anticipation is one of the sexiest things you can do for your partner.  It's easy to just dive right in, to do what we know they like...and that's fine, but sometimes holding off, waiting, teasing, will bring out the passions, lust and desire that you might have thought was lost. 

So, the next time you have sex, build anticipation, and when you finally give them what you both need, you might be pleasantly surprised at just how much you enjoy the art of the tease!

Thanks to www.pinktoybox.tumblr.com for the gif

Saturday, September 20, 2014

Do you ever run out of love?

Have you ever had a relationship go down the drain and you think "I'll never love again!!"  You give into the broken heart and despair and swear off future relationships, or you decide your life will just be a series of one night stands so that you won't feel any emotional attachment.  Is it really possible to run out of love??

No.  Hearts are resilient.  Love will come again, if it didn't there would be no second (or 3rd, or 4th) marriages.  There would be no loves past your first love at 15, when you were sure that you'd met the other teenager you were going to spend your life with!  There would be no hope of love after being widowed.  Yet, somehow all those things can and do happen on a daily basis, all over the world.  Yes, you might love your partner with all your heart, and then they break your heart...but it will heal.  You will love again. 

Knowing the right time to open your heart back up to love is key.  You don't want to do it while you are still grieving a lost relationship.  Because, it won't be love you are looking for, but a bandage for your pain.  It won't be fair to you, or the person you are using to get over your past  hurt.  Open your heart back up, when the hurt is just a memory.  Open your heart back up, when you meet someone that makes you laugh, and that you can talk with for hours.  Open your heart back up when it feels right.  Yes, it may get broken again, or it may not.  Life isn't about playing it safe, it's not about trying to never feel hurt....if get through life without ever being hurt, then you didn't live, you hid yourself away from all the wonders of love, and joy. 

I know when you are drowning your sorrows in pint of chocolate ice cream, and you haven't showered in two days....the thought of NEW love is the last thing on your mind.  All you can think about is your OLD love.  However, I have found that people move in and out of our lives for a reason.  If you look back at your past relationships, what did you learn?  Don't say "nothing", because we learn something about ourselves with every relationship.  What we like, what we don't like, what we will tolerate, what annoys us, what we love, what we find charming....there is always something to learn.

So, pick yourself up....give yourself time to be heartbroken, and then put the past in the past and move forward.  Just remember, don't make future relationships carry the burden of past hurts.  That person is in your past, this is a whole new person, new relationship, new dynamic...so let it develop without dragging past baggage into it.  "I am distrustful, because I was cheated on in the past." is an example of letting the past dictate your future.  Yes, you might have learned not to blindly trust everything your partner tells you, but your new partner hasn't lied to you, so give them the benefit of the doubt.  "I got my heart broke in the past, and I am not looking for a serious relationship."  If you aren't open to the prospect of a serious relationship, then you aren't over the past and you shouldn't be putting yourself out there as looking for ANY kind of relationship.  No one is pushing, so take the time you need.  Don't however, jump in too soon but stay emotionally closed off, because what you might miss is the potential for TRUE love.

Relationships aren't easy.  Love isn't easy.  Life isn't easy.  However, the journey, the people that come into your life, the love that you get to feel, those are blessing, even if they don't turn out like we want them too.  So, know that you have a never ending capacity for love, and that heartbreak doesn't last forever.  Believe in yourself, and what you have to offer in a relationship.  Expect to be treated with respect, kindness, and love and that is what you will get. 

thanks to www.pinktoybox.tumblr.com for the pics

Thursday, September 18, 2014

Men that like it rough!

So, we know that there are girls that like it rough, but what about guys?  We've been told that men need their cock and balls treated gently, but I am starting to think we've been lied too!  No, they don't want to be drop kicked in the nuts, however, that doesn't mean that they wouldn't like it a bit rougher in the bedroom!

Most men can withstand more pain and more stimulation than what women typically give them.  We might jerk on your cock or squeeze your balls, but out of fear of hurting you...we always hold back.  So, how do you get the speed and intensity that you like?  Take her hand, show her!!!  Don't be afraid to say "HARDER!" , don't be afraid to tell her to use her teeth and chew on your shaft a bit, or to squeeze your balls hard.  Don't be scared to tell her to jerk on your cock like she's trying to tear it off.  Yeah, she might be a bit surprised at first, but most of us want to please our partner and we are open to new ways of doing that.

Ladies, have you ever watched your man masturbate?  I bet, if you have, that you were surprised at the ferocity that he goes about jerking on his cock.  Watch and learn.  The next time it's your turn to stroke his cock, try to mimic what you saw....his moans will let you know if you are on the right path.  If you are being too rough, I'm pretty sure he'll speak up.

Tonight, instead of taking it slow and easy, spice things up and get rough and wild with him.  You might just find a side of him that you didn't realize existed, and he just might cum harder for you than he ever thought possible, that is a win/win in my book!


Emma Stoned & Bruce Venture | Office Play (Tiny4k)
Phenomenal gifs from this scene!

UuuMmmm #Emma