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Tuesday, January 13, 2015

Son of a bitch...that hurt!

Have you ever been having sex, and something went wrong...suddenly, that hot moment gets a splash of ice water and everything comes to a screeching halt!

I'll give you some examples.  You and your partner are going at it, fucking like crazy and his cock slips out and when he tries to ram it back in, it goes up your ass instead of in your pussy.  Trust me, that is definitely a SON OF A BITCH, THAT HURT moment.  Or, when you're riding him and you get the angle wrong and you bounce down and about break his dick, oh yeah that's a SON OF A BITCH, THAT HURT moment!

So, what do you do when that happens?  Do you immediately stop and say your sorry or do you try to convince your partner to take it in stride and not to stop the action?  Honestly...if you do anything but stop immediately and check on their well being then you're an asshat.  Sex should be about caring for your partner and if they are hurt, even unintentionally, that should be your main concern, not your orgasm.

Sex is messy, and slippery and sometimes things happen...someone farts, you bump teeth when you go in for that lusty kiss, you slip out, you fall down, or a million other oops moments.  However, if there is real and unexpected pain involved...stop.  Once your partner assures you that all is well, things can resume, but if you assume everything is ok when it's not...your chance of getting to have sex with them again, might just be history.
Get yours @pinktrickle
Thanks www.pinktoybox.tumblr.com for the pic :)

Tuesday, December 30, 2014

Sex in motion!

The motion of the human body during sex is pretty damn sexy!  The way it undulates, the movement of the muscles, the spasms of his cock and your pussy...everything about our bodies during sex is a feast for the eyes!

Bouncing tits, a clenched ass, undulating abs, your entire body is saying YES! THIS FEELS GOOD!!
Enjoy the movement of your lover's body as you bring them pleasure....only you know those subtle movements that alert you that they are about to cum. 

So, the next time you are in bed, take a few minutes and appreciate the way your lover moves, the way their body responds to yours.  Notice as their excitement builds, the different muscles that tighten, that quiver....their body will only respond like that to you...their lover.  It's a secret dance meant just for you. 



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Thanks to www.pinktoybox.tumblr.com for the great pics/gifs

Thursday, November 27, 2014

Can shaving be sexy??

Now, I'm not talking about showing up to the game, shaved smooth....I'm talking about letting your partner shave you!

Guys, have you ever let your woman shave your face?  It can be a very intimate, and sexy moment between you both.  Just make sure to soften the hair on your face first, with a warm, damp washcloth and then let her know how to shave each area, women aren't used to the shaving the angles of a face, so a little pre-shave instruction is needed.  Also, shaving with a straight razor is sexy, but dangerous, unless you're a pro, stick with a regular safety razor.  However, once preliminary instruction is out of the way...you might find that you both enjoy the intimacy of the moment, especially if you shave him while you are naked, straddling his lap. Btw, kisses while you shave him, are not only allowed, but encouraged!

Ladies, have you ever let your man shave your pussy?  Try taking a bubble bath with him...if he is resistant to that, promise to let him shave your slit when you're finished playing in the bubbles! ;)  Sit on the side of the tub, spread your legs wide and make sure he uses lots of shaving cream and a new razor, (stubble and red bumps aren't sexy!).  Guys, take your time, use slow strokes and try not to go over any area more than once.  You'll probably need to spread her lips to get the little bit of soft fuzzy that grows just on the edge of her labia.  If while you're shaving her, you see her pretty little clit nub peeking out at you...take a lick, just be aware it might taste like shaving cream! Once she is all shaved, rinse her and then use your tongue to make sure she is perfectly smooth.  Shave her pussy once, and you might find you want to make it a daily or weekly ritual!

Hair removal doesn't have to be boring, or tedious...if it's a shared task, it can add to the intimacy and hotness of your sex life!  So, break out the razor and start shaving!




Thanks to http://girls-shaving.tumblr.com and http://bendyyogachick.tumblr.com for the awesome shaving pics!

Monday, November 3, 2014

Will you?

Will you lick her pussy while she is getting fucked by another guy?  Will you eat her after you've cum in her?  Will you let him fuck your ass?  Will you fuck him with a strap on?  Will you share your partner with another?  When it comes to sex, there are a lot of moments where you have to decide..will you?

Sex is supposed to be fun, bonding, intimate and adventurous.  It's easy to fall into a rut, and only do what you know works, but sometimes you might wonder, would you, could you, will you, do something totally naughty to make your partner cum?

I have learned something from the years of being a sex blogger...that a lot of people are afraid to share their fantasies with their lover.  They are afraid of rejection, or ridicule.  Sharing is good, but sometimes you have to ask yourself ...if the fantasy comes true, would you really want it?  Will you really like it?  Often we are afraid of the answer, so we avoid sharing our fantasy with a partner so we never have to know the answer.  Yes, it may be hot to imagine your partner fucking someone else, but if it really happened, will you enjoy it, or be so jealous that you just want it to be over?

How about if it isn't anything too wild, what about if your partner just wants more oral sex....will you be willing to do that for their pleasure?  Sex has a lot of give and take moments, but if the answer to the question will you... is a lot more No than Yes, then you might want to step back and look at your whole relationship.

When it comes to sex, whether you've been together 10 weeks, 10 months or 10 years you'll always have those "will you" moments, and only YOU can decide. 

enjoy3somes:

Yep. Want…now!
Hit it before work…

Thanks to www.pinktobox.tumblr.com for the awesome pics and gifs

Sunday, November 2, 2014

Go back to the basics

Sometimes we forget that we don't need crazy sex positions (Kama sutra I'm looking at you!), toys, or anything other than our partner.  It's easy to get caught up in thinking that we need more than just two naked bodies, but sometimes we just need to go back to the basics. 

What really feels good?  Is it being sucked, or licked.  Is it being fingered or jacked?  Is it being rode or being the one doing the riding?  Sometimes we forget that sex can be simple, but still very, very good!  Just spreading your legs and letting your partner enjoy your pussy anyway that they desire, or let them lay back and suck his cock like you are dating again.  Sometimes the best orgasms come from the tried and true methods.

Yes, it's fun to add in props, toys, outfits and share fantasies.  However, that isn't always necessary or desired, sometimes you just want your lover,  naked and available to you.  So, tonight, get back to the basics and leave everything but the lube in your nightstand.  All you need is each other.





late night snacking at it’s best…
Thanks to www.pinktoybox.tumblr.com for the awesome gifs/pics

Tuesday, October 28, 2014

ONE MILLION BLOG VIEWS!!!

Today, I hit ONE MILLION blog views, and I just want to say THANK YOU to everyone that has read and supported my blog.  When I started this blog in 2011, I never expected it to be popular, and I certainly never expected it to hit such a milestone as a million views.  I want you to know that I appreciate your loyalty and all your kind words, writing the blog has been fun for me and I'm glad that I've been able to help open up communication about a mostly taboo subject.
So, I just want to say again..THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!!

ONE MILLION VIEWS BABY!!  WOOOOHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Friday, October 3, 2014

The art of the tease!

A touch that is ALMOST in the right spot.  A promise of a hard kiss that turns into a whisper.  A bite that is just a nibble.  The art of the tease is something that after a while we forget about, but if you want to add spice, and desire back into your relationship...it is something you want to remember!

When you tease your partner, you build anticipation.  You get all their hormones working overtime, you get her pussy wet and his cock hard, because teasing doesn't follow the "norm", it goes against what we are expecting.  That unknown element is what makes it so damn hot!  Each time his fingers touch your pussy lips, your anticipating his finger finding your clit...when he pulls away instead, your entire body is electrified, waiting, hoping he'll change his mind and touch you like you want, like you need. 

When you lick his balls and kiss his inner thighs instead of going straight to a blow job, you are building anticipation.  His cock is throbbing, waiting for your wet mouth to swallow it up.  As you lick up his shaft, he's already imagining his cock fucking your mouth. 

Building anticipation is one of the sexiest things you can do for your partner.  It's easy to just dive right in, to do what we know they like...and that's fine, but sometimes holding off, waiting, teasing, will bring out the passions, lust and desire that you might have thought was lost. 

So, the next time you have sex, build anticipation, and when you finally give them what you both need, you might be pleasantly surprised at just how much you enjoy the art of the tease!

Thanks to www.pinktoybox.tumblr.com for the gif